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•Please Shut up!
•temporary in nature
•Favorite Fast Food
•They Walk Amoug US
•Replacement Windows
•Vegetative State
•Three guys...
•Crossing the border
•Blue Mountain
•Real hunk
•two men one thought
•kid + horse
•UGLY
•Clean joke dirty joke
•The cowboy in texas
•Yo mamma so...
•Impossable!
•3 guys meeting
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•the gambling casino
•Yo mama
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•Stages of life
•fat mamma and more
•Men Rule...
•Teenage Driver
•I want a divorce
•English is a Crazy Langua...
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•Careful what you wish for...
•My Shinning Moment
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Title: Replacement Windows
| Dear Diary... Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, but this week, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo, just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year ... namely, that ;in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! (I told him.) There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.... He didn't call back. Guess I won that stupid argument. This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet |
