it was the day after christmas and a kid was riding around on his new bike, when a policeman on a horse came up and said, 'son, did santa give you that bike for christmas?''yes sir.''well next time get santa to put reflectors on it, ok?''yes, sir, did santa give you that horse?''why, yes he did.''next time get santa to put the dick under the horse, not ontop of it. This joke is from the collection at www.usaone.net/jokenet
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